Realization: I am Kramer. Hold on. Before you go, 'Um, what? Kramer?' just listen up. After talking to a friend about my odd jobs, and just my life in general, he stops me. 'Bekah, you know what I just realized, you are the Kramer of our group! You totally are. Think about it. You don't have a job, no one knows what you do or how you support yourself and yet you are always busy with important stuff!' It took me a few seconds to soak that in, and I just laughed. I totally am Kramer, well minus the awkward frizzy fro and the sly ability to open a door and slide into the room....The similarities are so remarkable that I am surprised that this comparison is just now coming to light! And upon some consideration, I have come up with a comparison list. Enjoy.
- I mooch other peoples' food on a regular basis, and frequently walk into certain people's house and head straight to the fridge for a snack
- I have no substantial/grown-up job
- I know random people all over the place
- I always seem to have the inside scoop on everything, which proves to be very helpful for those around me
- I spout out great ideas and advice without really even trying or thinking about it, almost on accident
- My days are all full, and I don't always know how
- I do people favors and have favors that others owe me, all stored up
- I can be blunt and brutally honest
- I get along with my friends' parents better than my friends do with their own parents. This is even true with said friend who told me I am like Kramer. And like Kramer responded to Jerry after Jerry finds out Kramer calls the Seinfelds once a week, "If you called them more often, I wouldn't have to!"
- Money has always just fallen into my lap
- I don't see a doctor
- I replace many words with sound effects
- I donate blood on a regular basis and have considered storing it at a blood bank
- I was also a lifeguard
- I regularly drop everything to go on trips, adventures, and extended vacations
- People call me by my last name
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