Overheard in the bedding isle, one woman to another:
'My husband says our bed is getting too small, but I just tell him 'No dear, your just getting too fat, and that's why the bed feels small!' As a result, I need a bigger blanket, because his body takes up so much of it. I also can't tell him that this new blanket is bigger, it will just hurt his feelings.'
I chuckled to myself as I walked away. The sounds of a true marriage right there!
nice new picture of the boots. better than your ugly mug.
ReplyDeleteI was sitting here thinking I'll bet Bekah hasn't been insulted enough today... so there you go. enjoy.