Friday, April 10, 2009

Just Jack: Hospital Anecdotes

No one wants to be in the hospital. No one. Not to visit, not to stay over night, nothing. But Jack seems to make this universally terrible experience humorous and light.

  • Phone call to Jack's room: "Well, Rebekah, they gave me a catheter today....Boy, that was an experience."
  • After realized that a mutual friend happened to be the nurse in charge of nearby rooms: "Wow, I am so glad she wasn't my nurse and didn't put my catheter in! That would have been really embarrassing!!"
  • Awaking from a doze: "Rebekah, I can't feel my teeth!" "That's because they are sitting on the table Jack!" "Oh, well no wonder I couldn't feel them!"

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